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外獨會意見交流

 

笑笑就好

發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:24:31 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 早安

台灣

早上起床, 喝黑咖啡一杯, 或者你喝耗獃斌口中90%的豆漿, 都無妨

起床就笑笑
 

Record ID: 1548275071   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:26:12 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 大家近來火氣很大

我希望我能轉移一話題, 讓大家一清早就笑笑
 

Record ID: 1548275071R001   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:30:31 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 首先恭喜高雄

不久之後, 您們將會有一條禿子街, 吸引全台或全世界的禿子來高雄, 造就高雄之"光"

(尤勃連納地下有知也會很性奮, 蘇院長也會來)
 

Record ID: 1548275071R002   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:31:57 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 禿子街的店面

最好也要有賣雨傘的店

禿盧打傘的鏡頭, 多美妙
 

Record ID: 1548275071R003   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:34:07 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 當然

當然

當然

也要有幾條巷

木瓜一巷
木瓜二巷

這要看禿子街有蔓延多長

最後一條木瓜死巷 (no outlet)


 

Record ID: 1548275071R004   From: 美國

回信 發言人:只愛身許雞排MM, on Jan/24/2019    04:36:53 (IP code: X.X.21.31)
 用三妻四妾來消爛扒火最快
惟母動物們篤定打內戰要脅
置少子危機猶如小風寒而已
害台灣老木夜啼實屬不孝女
 

Record ID: 1548275071R005   From: 台灣

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:38:52 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 我小時聽聞全台英文最流利的是高雄七賢路

往後, 可能是消防隊址裡面的打火英雄

因為新市長的英語, 他說不輸台北的柯文哲....

如此

有新市長的美好英文, 高雄人的英文一定會更勝台北
 

Record ID: 1548275071R006   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC 插花, on Jan/24/2019    04:42:54 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 高雄鄉親們

如果你們想要英文英語好, 我建議到雲林一家學校, 保證嚇嚇叫, 而且在那鍋學校, 蓋在台糖廣大的土地上, 每人平均使用的面積...全台排前頭, 雄生的胸襟會更寬闊
 

Record ID: 1548275071R007   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:46:38 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 忘了說

高雄曾經有一條著名的ㄊㄞ船街, 賣各式各樣的廢鐵或床上古典的家具
 

Record ID: 1548275071R008   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:50:34 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 柯文哲再怎麼受禿子的朝豐登不在意

真是度量很大

禿子最新的言論是他的英文或英語(?)不輸柯文哲

不輸就是至少一樣好, 更精確地說是暗示更好! 柯文哲的新竹腔, 禿子是說難登大雅之堂?


 

Record ID: 1548275071R009   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:53:22 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 >>> 禿子最新的言論是他的英文或英語(?)不輸柯文哲

說真的

禿子膨脹自己太過頭了

柯文哲就問一下禿子葉克膜是什麼鼕鼕....

我保證陸軍官校的禿子一定不懂
 

Record ID: 1548275071R010   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    04:56:26 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 柯文哲可以跟禿子說:

我的書架上有很多Atlas......什麼的

你看懂嗎?

(I ain't no fool! 他想要踏在我肩上說他很高)
 

Record ID: 1548275071R011   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    05:00:04 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 下一個月

陳木瓜就要駐點高雄, 首先恭賀她, 希望她對這位新科市長不要存有看到許禿的念頭!

也希望生產木瓜的高雄, 貨(木瓜)出去, 人進來逛禿子街
 

Record ID: 1548275071R012   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    05:02:29 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 剛剛看到陳木瓜抱高雄吉祥動物

兩個都抱不緊

因為兩個都很胖
 

Record ID: 1548275071R013   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    05:06:07 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 “讀諸葛孔明《出師表》而不墮淚者,其人必不忠。
讀李令伯(李密)《陳情表》而不墮淚者,其人必不孝。
讀韓退之(韓愈)《祭十二郎文》而不墮淚者,其人必不友。

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讀BMIC 本文不笑者

沒有幽默感

(我不會說不是我的朋友)
 

Record ID: 1548275071R014   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    05:07:28 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 駐大家有一個愉快的一天

(不要吵了!)
 

Record ID: 1548275071R015   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC 轉貼, on Jan/24/2019    05:17:45 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 >>>>> 往後, 可能是消防隊址裡面的打火英雄



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記者趙蔡州/綜合報導

高雄市長韓國瑜在競選時就直言,高雄未來一定要走中英文雙語教育,承諾未來一定會落實及雙語城市的政策規畫。如今他22日在與資深媒體人陳文茜商談時,兩人談到對於高雄的雙語環境時,他說未來2年內將全力推動全市雙語環境,屆時教師、警察、消防及公務員若要升官,就必須先通過英語檢測。

韓國瑜23日出席2月觀光大使陳文茜「給高雄觀光的情書」記者會,兩人在記者會上暢談對於促進高雄觀光的想法。陳文茜在致詞時就先肯定了韓國瑜的雙語政策,並進一步指出說,下一代將來只要不會英文,就會喪失上網路學習的機會,包括AI和各領域的事物,希望高雄市一定要積極推動雙語。

原文網址: 影/警消公教升官必須過英檢 韓國瑜「2年後實施」落實雙語教育 | ETtoday政治 | ETtoday新聞雲 https://www.ettoday.net/news/20190123/1364090.htm#ixzz5dT3YnNq1
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Record ID: 1548275071R016   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC 轉貼, on Jan/24/2019    05:24:29 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 高雄人要學英文

首先的範例是前洋基隊捕手教練名人堂一員的Yogi Berra 她高中沒讀完, 但是說很多經典的話流傳世間

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Yankees legend Yogi Berra, who passed away last year, would have been 91 years old today. An 18-time All-Star, Berra appeared in 14 World Series as a member of the Yankees and won 10 of them.

Berra’s contributions to MLB history are incalculable, but his legacy might be even better remembered for what he contributed to American language. A sportswriters’ favorite, Berra had countless expressions and turns of phrase that were memorable because most of them didn’t make any sense. (At the same time, every one had some truth to it.)

Berra-isms (colloquial expressions that lack logic) are now countless, and many of them are just attributed to Berra, even if he never actually said them. As he so perfectly put it: “I never said most of the things I said.” Here are 50 of our favorites.

1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

2. You can observe a lot by just watching.

3. It ain’t over till it’s over.

4. It’s like déjà vu all over again.

5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

7. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

8. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

9. We made too many wrong mistakes.

10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

11. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

12. You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

13. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

14. Never answer an anonymous letter.

15. Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

16. How can you think and hit at the same time?

17. The future ain’t what it used to be.

18. I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.

19. It gets late early out here.

20. If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.

21. We have deep depth.

22. Pair up in threes.

23. Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.

24. You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

25. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
 

Record ID: 1548275071R017   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC 轉貼, on Jan/24/2019    05:26:50 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 26. Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

27. Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

28. He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

29. It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

30. I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.

31. I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

32. I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

33. I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

34. In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

35. I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

36. I never said most of the things I said.

37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

38. If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

39. I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.

40. So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.

41. Take it with a grin of salt.

42. (On the 1973 Mets) We were overwhelming underdogs.

43. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

44. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

45. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.

46. You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.

47. I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

48. If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.

49. If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

50. A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
 

Record ID: 1548275071R018   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC更正, on Jan/24/2019    05:45:23 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 >>> 早上起床, 喝黑咖啡一杯, 或者你喝耗獃斌口中含鈣90%的豆漿, 都無妨  

Record ID: 1548275071R019   From: 美國

回信 發言人:討海人, on Jan/24/2019    06:27:31 (IP code: X.X.36.158)
 請問耳聾前輩大爺、

黑咖啡加豆漿可以嗎?

因為加牛奶會令我拉肚子、除非是Lactase free的牛奶、但是在台湾好像買不到。
 

Record ID: 1548275071R020   From: 美國

回信 發言人:MRI, on Jan/24/2019    06:51:47 (IP code: X.X.53.32)
 早年,40年前吧,高雄是木瓜加牛奶的發源地,

我高中時的同學在就學時,他們兄弟(一個已經大學了),就在暑假開了木瓜牛奶攤

未來4年的高雄,希望會有禿頭一條街,專賣木瓜豆漿汁給那些一聽到中國就骨頭軟的寒粉們補充鈣質

記得要以中文(殘體字)和英文一起標示
 

Record ID: 1548275071R021   From: 台灣

回信 發言人:艾弓巧虧, on Jan/24/2019    07:25:29 (IP code: X.X.241.49)
 美國很多咖啡店都能讓顧客把加奶換成加豆漿。 

Record ID: 1548275071R022   From: 美國

回信 發言人:AV大賞, on Jan/24/2019    09:47:38 (IP code: X.X.184.98)
 
看到你們在討論木瓜牛奶,AV大賞要來貼圖補充說明了。
 

Record ID: 1548275071R023   From: 台灣

回信 發言人:-------, on Jan/24/2019    10:13:44 (IP code: X.X.116.8)
 1.偶有笑
2.期待大賞補充包.
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Record ID: 1548275071R024   From: 台灣

回信 發言人:大侠, on Jan/24/2019    12:40:03 (IP code: X.X.157.43)
 耳聾大:

更正一下 禿子不是陸軍官校畢業的
他是陸軍專修班,官校 畢業的聽到你講說禿子是陸官的他們會很不高興, 在陸軍部隊裡面 官校生跟專修班是水火不容的 請不要把它們混亂。
 

Record ID: 1548275071R025   From: 美國

回信 發言人:Howdy, on Jan/24/2019    13:50:59 (IP code: X.X.56.55)
 高雄的禿子街在國民黨時代最鼎盛
到處都有理容院,十八招
男人一去都馬露出禿頭
 

Record ID: 1548275071R026   From: 美國

回信 發言人:tl, on Jan/24/2019    14:50:12 (IP code: X.X.233.246)
 >> 6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

以前在台灣看野球,以為懂野球。直到兒子打野球,加上這兩三年幫忙做夏季大學聮盟球隊義工,跟不少大學教練及職業隊球探聊天,才漸漸了解這句話的涵義!
 

Record ID: 1548275071R027   From: 美國

回信 發言人:temo, on Jan/24/2019    15:34:00 (IP code: X.X.158.133)
 Yogi Berra 可能是個野球大玩家, 可惜他數學很爛. 呵呵.
數學需要 200% mental. ^^

>6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
 

Record ID: 1548275071R028   From: 台灣

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:20:18 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 >>>黑咖啡加豆漿可以嗎?

<<<美國很多咖啡店都能讓顧客把加奶換成加豆漿。>>>

討海大大

網友替您回答了

只是我從沒試過
 

Record ID: 1548275071R029   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:23:38 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 常去遊行的

都知道在信義路接近中正廟金甌女中附近有一有家高雄木瓜牛奶大王

陳文茜應該也可幫忙高雄發揚這個在地的高雄木瓜牛奶
 

Record ID: 1548275071R030   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:24:51 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 AV 大賞放一個沒有腿現的政見 

Record ID: 1548275071R031   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:25:46 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 大俠先生

謝謝更正
 

Record ID: 1548275071R032   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:30:13 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 temo 先生

Yogi Berra 先生雖然高中都沒畢業業
英文至少比禿子好很多很多

而且很有土味的哲理

他是捕手出身, 那一些投手們的動作習性花招他一清二楚

他蹲捕手多年所以他說: You can observe a lot by just watching.
 

Record ID: 1548275071R033   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:36:05 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 >>> When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

當你到叉路時, 要立刻下決定, 走哪一條

打棒球九局下半二死, 你落後兩分, 一二壘有人, 打者是四棒大衛溫菲爾德, 你要換代打嗎???


(笑笑就好)

 

Record ID: 1548275071R034   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:40:43 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 >>> Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Yogi Berra 是一個很有人情味的人, 不像柯文哲寡情, 呷人一斤, 半兩也不回報

他說你不去參加別人的葬禮, 他們也不會來參加你的葬禮的
 

Record ID: 1548275071R035   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:46:41 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 >>>> He hits from both sides of the plate.He’s amphibious.

可以左右開弓的叫 amphibious
 

Record ID: 1548275071R036   From: 美國

回信 發言人:BMIC, on Jan/24/2019    18:53:07 (IP code: X.X.53.24)
 1.偶有笑
2.期待大賞補充包.
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好感動!!!!!!!!!!!

(其他的人都是一點屁幽默也沒有, 真是傷心透頂)
 

Record ID: 1548275071R037   From: 美國

回信 發言人:tl, on Jan/24/2019    21:35:48 (IP code: X.X.233.246)
 >6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

這句話不是抱著英文字典,不懂野球的人就可以理解的,我也是過去這六年才慢慢體會的。非常佩服王建民,郭宏志,他們的mental有多強大,不是抱著英文字典的兩腳書櫥可以以管窺天的。
 

Record ID: 1548275071R038   From: 美國

回信 發言人:tl, on Jan/24/2019    21:43:31 (IP code: X.X.233.246)
 >> 打棒球九局下半二死, 你落後兩分, 一二壘有人, 打者是四棒大衛溫菲爾德, 你要換代打嗎???

BMIC桑

大部分的時候,教練應該不會換代打。但當Money Ball盛行時的Oakland A’s 隊,有可能換代打。
 

Record ID: 1548275071R039   From: 美國

回信 發言人:tl, on Jan/24/2019    23:10:30 (IP code: X.X.233.246)
 >> 可以左右開弓的叫 amphibious

應該叫switch hitter, 是不是可以叫(還是有沒有叫)amphibious 我要查證一下
 

Record ID: 1548275071R040   From: 美國

回信 發言人:tl, on Jan/24/2019    23:16:48 (IP code: X.X.233.246)
 問了幾個scouts, 可以叫amphibious hitter,但是很少用。絕大多數使用switch hitter 。
但是會用amphibious pitcher 。不過能左右手投球的,非常非常少數。
 

Record ID: 1548275071R041   From: 美國

回信 發言人:AV大賞, on Jan/25/2019    08:21:32 (IP code: X.X.117.134)
 耳聾胸

我的政見決不會跳票
 

Record ID: 1548275071R042   From: 台灣

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